Starting the new year, we're not playing amateurs here. And since we have to set an example for the rest of the year, we've decided to send you some seriously chocolatey goodness, with a big ol' cookie inside. If you're not happy with that, well, you can always go steam some veggies in the microwave ;-) And if you ever get fed up with detoxing, don't worry — we'll always be here to offer you some deliciously fatty comfort food!
We love you, happy new year, and death to diets.